Me: *Trying to cut a steak with a knife*

Daddy: *Notices sharp object & quickly takes it away* Baby, you know these are dangerous.. I’ll cut it up for you
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*Both of us are waiting for the walking sign to turn on*

Me: *Sees it on & about to cross the street- *

Daddy: *Pulls me back, and holds my hand firmly* Always hold my hand when crossing the street baby *kisses my hand*
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*Me & Daddy are watching a Dead Pool then a dirty scene comes on*

Daddy: *Quickly covers my eyes* How many times do they show this man’s penis?!

Me: Daddy.. I’ve seen urs! *trying to move his hands off my eyes* I know what one looks like!

Daddy: *Leans to me ear* If you think little girl I’m gonna allow u to see another man’s cock then you are surely mistaken.

Me: *gulps* yes daddy
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Me: *Climbing on top of the kitchen counter to reach the cupboard for one of my sippies *

Daddy: *Walks by the kitchen & freaks out* Baby no! *runs over and swoops me off the counter*

Me: I was only-

Daddy: If something is to high for baby to reach who does she go get?

Me: Daddy

Daddy: Does she climb on the high counter?

Me: *shakes my head* No sir..

Daddy: *Kisses my forehead tenderly* That’s my good girl

Me: *Blushes*

Daddy: *Sets me down* Now baby girl, which sippy cup did you want?